Idol Eyes (Remastered)

Idol Eyes (Remastered) classic gay porn Falcon Studios. One of the megawatt superstar's most well-liked films. Despite being billed as Idol's "first" gay experience, this is not the murderous movie you might expect. To be honest, I felt a little let down. The production design is excellent, and Idol looks fantastic here—I think I jacked off thinking about that cover photo of him hundreds of times. It's simply, I dunno, weak overall. Ryan plays a type of lifeguard in the thin plot, and his tone, which is muscular and silky, is ideal for the part. While some of the sequences are very memorable, the "big scenes" with Ryan aren't that great. Out of the two scenes in which he appears, the first one is a solo. When he eventually gets his hands on Superbottomslut Stefano, it's said to be the big payout. The only issue is that Ryan's dick isn't going in Joey's hole. "Stunt cock"—can you say that? Well, anything. Despite the cast's star power, the movie feels more like a "two-and-a-halfer" overall, so we're definitely being a bit too liberal with our star ranking here. However, the production is so excellent, and some of the other moments actually work pretty well, so... what the fuck? Enjoy Idol Eyes (Remastered).